Is it TOO MUCH to ask of you, just this one time, to drag yourself over to the Standard Tap for PUBLETTERS, and get a beer and write a nice letter to Mom? You know Mothers’ Day is Sunday the 10th, right? You did know that, didn’t you? It’s FREE, and they bring all the stamps and the stationery and everything, they’ll even lend you a pen. You can drink your Mister Yard’s beer with one hand and that leaves you the other hand to write a letter which I know you can do, you have beautiful handwriting. It would mean a lot to her. That’s all I have to say about it.